2016년 2월 18일 목요일

Chain Writing

To be honest, I'd been planning to write a rather humorous story, but I can't help thinking about the graduation ceremony that took place a few days ago. Thinking about graduation is slightly odd. I didn't know most of the 18th wavers and to me graduation was just a tiring place to be at. Thinking about graduation is just plain boring.
 Except for... well, the fact that I'll graduate in 2 years. In 2 years, I'll be an adult. I'll be able to buy cigarettes and alcohol when I get to convenience stores. (Well, I look pretty old even now, so maybe I might be successful. I've never tried, so I don't know. Hopefully, they won't give it to me. I don't want to look old.) I'll be able to drive a car. I'm not a big fan of public transportation. I can't say I'll be good at driving, but hopefully, things will work out. Maybe I can go live by myself. What else could I do?
 I really don't know. There were days when I thought becoming an adult would grant me all the things in the world, but since when was "all the things in the world" so small?
 Now, I sound old. I talk like I've already tried alcohol and cigarettes. Well, who am I? I'm Yejoo! I would now rather focus on my survival in KMLA. Some say KMLA jungle, and I'm the queen lion. Maybe I should just graduate in a year.
 I also survived from KMLA jungle right before this class. I think I'll receive a word smart test paper written with "hoozah! 100%" It's too obvious because I'm the queen of KMLA here. I might be on the stage to receive the Founder Award on graduation. Maybe a lot of 21st and 22nd wavers will designate me as the best MPT helper. Well, but personally, I feel that MPT is too small for a queen like me, but it's an award anyhow. Well, what would I do after receiving all those awards and graduating? What would happen to me?
 Well, first, I will get plasitc surgery. Don't worry too much about the side effect. I'll do it only for my eyes. It's not even a surgery to make double eyelids. After a few months, I'll go to clubs. The enthusiasm of the youngs! I will be the center of the spotlight. Leaving countless boys that hit on me, I will go outside and walk around the road. Everyone will be looking at me.
 However, despite all the glory that I already have, and those I'm going to have in the future, I still won't be satiated because of the Law of Conservation of Face. Maybe in the future my momentum will increase or my kinetic energy might increase as well. I wish my potential energy would also accrue.
 I'll find a king lion, my husband, in the KMLA jungle. I'd prefer somebody playing soccer or anybody who resembles pork cutlet. My graduation party would be the wedding ceremony of the king and me. Everybody would cheer for us and clap for us. I'll kiss him in front of everybody.
 Maybe, dimsum might be nice too. Dimsum is the most handsome food I've ever seen. Do you know the twisted part at the top of the dimsum? That part looks so sexy. It just matches the criteria of beauty I had been talking about the last time I posted on Facebook. I would like to marry a dimsum, maybe at Hong Kong.